I'll Shoot You In Your Earth Dick! - Boom, Jetpack, ...Action Figure Therapy - Military & Tactical Humor, Jokes, & Comedy
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Action Figure Therapy’s Snow finds the jetpack in Halo and it's Boom, Jetpack, muthafucka! for all to see. He also tells a planet he'll shoot it in its Earth dick.
Angry Army Ranger isn't impressed though and thinks Snow makes a terrible Halo teammate.
Snow Finds The Jetpack In Halo - Boom, Jetpack, Muthafucka!
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Action Figure Therapy is a comedy web series featuring vintage military action figures talking about their problems with booze, women and their fellow soldiers. It’s the best in tactical and dirty joke humor.
Some of our most popular episodes include Jungle Recon’s “I Love My Job,” “How A Mustache Helps In Combat,” “Strip Club Etiquette,” “Shakey’s Pizza Love Machine,” “Drinking Problem” and “Reflective PT Belt PSA.” Popular Angry Ranger videos include “Honey Badger Blood Orgy,” The Best Buy UFC Teabagging Incident,” Soulja Boy Says F The Troops,” “I Hate My Co-Workers,” “Anger Issues” and “Car Fire.”
Other popular characters include AFT’s Snow, Marine, EOD Tech, Medic 68W, Tanker, Navy SEAL, and others.
Action Figure Therapy was founded in 2010 with the very simple goal to make extremely inappropriate, no holds barred, highly entertaining, funny internet content. Within three months of AFT’s first video going live on YouTube, members from all branches of the United States armed forces (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, National Guard, Coast) and law enforcement discovered our videos and have been in love with them and sharing them with friends and fellow troops ever since, especially infantry and combat soldiers and marines in need of a morale boost. People in the tactical, gun, knife, weapon and security services industries seem to enjoy our videos a lot as well.
In 2011, AFT started making t-shirts and stickers featuring our characters’ catchphrases and lines from popular episodes. Later we went on to expand our apparel line to women’s clothes, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Later came coffee mugs, coffee and novelty items such as glow-in-the-dark Frisbee discs. Our online store can be found at http://shopaft.com.
We never thought we’d be a company making military and tactical clothing and gear. But we love every minute of it.
As of April 2015, AFT now donates 10% of all retail purchases to military and veteran charities. A new beneficiary charity is chosen each month.
AFT’s been featuring in the press everywhere from Fox News to the Military Times to the Huffington Post. However, our 10% charity initiative is by far the achievement we are proudest and happiest about. And we would like to thank all of our fans and viewers for their support over the years. We couldn’t have done any of this without them.
We’d also like to thank sites like Duffel Blog, Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said, Grunt Style, Ranger Up, Terminal Lance, PowerPoint Ranger, Bob On The FOB, Operator As Fuck and Stolen Valor for all of the awesome military related content, humor, videos, combat footage, war stories and entertainment they’ve provided and continue to provide. The Armed Forces are lucky have such awesome groups of people seeking to entertain and inform them everyday.
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